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Sunday, November 30, 2008
Basically, I made an interesting discovery over the past week. I have discovered that there has been a recent increase in the number of insects in my house, especially particularly large ones the size of your fingernail. Anyway, there was this huge creature in the studyroom and my sister sway sway got bitten by it and then came the typical screaming and crying and gasping...anyway, after that I went into the room and it was SO SCARY! THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE!I took a newspaper, threw it ontop of THAT creature, and stomped all over it. It's body fluids sort of got splattered on the newspaper, but anyway, I banished it from the studyroom and now it's at the newspaper pile. I had a good look at it when it became dead. It had six legs (an insect), a head with two feelers and wings. Eww. Just then after I finished my ham and cheese bread and doughnut washed down with a mug of milk, I came to the computer and guess what I saw? A HIDDEN SPIDER, WAITING TO AMBUSH ME!!!!! How could it do such a thing? The spider was on the table, so I tricked it to climb onto a newspaper, flipped the newspaper over, threw it to the floor and (yes, your guessed right,) stomped all over it. And here comes the discovery part. There were less body fluids when I stomped on the insect, but so much more when I stomped on the spider, which leads us to two conclusions:
The spider's body fluids were like almost 10ml lor, so much. And it was gooey. Yucks. And it was a murky green, like moss colour, but slightly bleached. Only slightly. Anyway, the whole point of this post was to freak you out and most importantly, share the profound method of extermination without dirtying your own hands. You don't have to say thank you, it's my pleasure to be able to share my knowledge and ideas with everyone across the globe (ss). :D |
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